Urban is quitting again - In Pictures

For the second time in two years, Urban Meyer is stepping down as coach of the Gators.

Pat Forde confirmed the story.


Somewhere, Tim Tebow is crying


But then he gets excited, because he realizes that his coach just got fired in Denver

Dan Mullen is about get paid.

And the Wanstache is still out of a job.

Hate Week Top 10: The Top 10 Questions I Would Ask at an Urban Meyer Press Conference

Urban Meyer hates reporters who question his program. We all remember what happenned when the Orlando Sentinel's Jeremy Fowler dared to report that Deonte Thompson thought John Brantley was "a real quarterback." So I wondered what Urban would have to say if they ever let me ask Corch a few questions. Here are the top 10 questions I would ask at an Urban Meyer press conference (Yes, these are harsh. It's HATE WEEK, by God!).

10. Orange uniforms, really? Do you think that’s going to make Emmitt Smith magically re-appear?

9. Do you wear jean shorts? Do you wear jean short pajamas while you sleep? Is your couch made of denim?

8. You think there is any way to get Cam Newton to transfer back next season?

7. Are you going to fire Steve Adazzio and re-hire him the next day?

6. Dan Mullen has more victories than you. How does that make you feel?

5. What does it feel like to be unranked? Oh, you still voted yourself number 1?

4. Is your daughter still single? Would you let her date Chris Rainey over a GA Tech nerd?

3. Do you know when you’re on the hot seat?

2. Did Tim Tebow take his superman cape with him? Is that why you can’t win now?
1. Do you think you’ll die from an exploding heart before you retire (again)?

Interesting Fact of the Day: Which SEC Coach was Drafted by the Atlanta Braves

In the thirteenth round of the 1982 Major League Baseball Amateur Draft, the Atlanta Braves selected a 6'2'' high school shortstop from Ohio. That player is none other than Florida Head Coach (or Coach in Waiting or Former Head Coach or Whatever) Urban Meyer. Meyer spent two years in the Braves farm system, compiling a whopping .182 batting average in 44 games. After failing to get out of the Gulf Coast League (Rookie Level), Meyer gave up his baseball career.

Coach Richt: ".182, that's just pathetic."

You can check out Meyer's stats here.

Georgia vs. Urban Meyer's Daughter

Georgia women's volleyball team kicks off their season tonight against a Georgia Tech team with a very prominent member:

Nicki Meyer is a the very lovely daughter of the A #1 douchebag of Gainesville, FL. Although, all that piss colored stuff in the picture is a massive turn off.

So, if you're not doing anything, maybe you should think about going on down to the North Avenue Trade School and cheering on Georgia (game time is 7pm). Georgia also continues play there tomorrow against Mercer and Austin Peay State.

Perhaps you should also say a few kind words to Nicki, or any phrases of your choosing.

Weekend Garbage

GREAT LEAP FORWARD

Knowshon puts Mao to shame. Communism loses, again.

RAMMER JAMMER, YELLOW...WHAH?

The greatest team ever to exist in the first week of college football didn't score an offensive touchdown until the third quarter. It's okay though, they were playing the mighty powerhouse of Tulane. Oh, wait...

LOSING VOTES

Ohio State went from 15 first place votes in last week's AP Poll and 10 first place votes in the USA Today/Coaches Poll, to receiving only 1 first place vote in each poll. This is probably deserved. Almost getting beat by the Bobcats will do that to you.

Last week, we had 20 first place votes in each poll while being knocked down to number 2. This week, we gained 3 more first place votes in the AP Poll, along with USC, Flori-duh and Mizzou benefiting from Ohio State's display of Big 11 dominance.

However, we actually lost 2 first place votes in the Coaches Poll. WTF? What more do we need to do? USC gained 11 more first place votes, and Oklahoma received 1 additional first place vote.

We either lost one vote to Oklahoma and one to USC, or both to USC (LSU, despite not playing, also lost a first place vote). So, we beat Central Michigan 56-17 and we lose at least 1 vote to a team that didn't play.

Well, there's only one explanation for this, and that's ESPN. ESPN did not show the GREAT LEAP FORWARD by Knowshon. Had they showed that, we would have received all first place votes and taken the national championship from Bama.

URBAN CRIER

Please be aware, if you ever pull that garbage again, rather than just running out the clock with less than a minute left in the game, you will end up with players with broken appendages. Potential nfl careers will be jeopardized for your arrogance. The truly sad part is, you wouldn't care. Its sad when MIAMI has more integrity and character than you.

PAC-10 REFS

Pac-10 refs have made an unprecedented move after this weekend of college football. Instead of screwing over teams from other conferences, they are now screwing over their own. Ty Willingham is the first beneficiary of this policy, as if he didn't need anything else going against him.

PITCH AND NOT CATCH

Just pitchin' and ketchin'. Well, that didn't work this time HBC! Your ass has now lost 2 in a row to your former beating horse. Please rank the Dores while it is still possible! Moronic pollsters ranked South Cacalacky after their win over NC State (because they obviously didn't watch the game, no surprise there).

RETURN TO DOMINANCE?

Free Shoes University made their comeback, although to far less fanfare than Bama, against that other powerhouse in the tobacco state, Western Carolina. Wait, who? Oh, that team we also crushed last year. Well, let's wait until next week when they will demolish...UT-Chattanooga. Oh. Well, what's after that? Wake Forest?! Oh, They'll get their ass kicked that game. Nevermind. Continued mediocrity for the forseeable future.


*The picture of Knowshon is from georgiadogs.com