Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Apocalypse Was Upon Us...


I just saw Skip Bayless and the 2 Live Stews on ESPN's 1st and 10. Skip Bayless just commented that, without any games being played as of yet, he thinks that UGA is the best team in the nation. What do you do when you vigorously hate someone so much, but you have to agree with them? You have no idea how to react. The expression on your face and the confusion you feel is to similar to when you wake up on your porch, not knowing exactly what happened.

Fortunately, Bayless just brought the universe back to alignment by saying our schedule was too difficult, and Ohio State would win the national title. He also stated his love for Gaytersville. I don't think I've ever been this happy for a pundit to fall in line with the status quo. Please, continue making the same statements as everyone else! You're doubt is what keeps me sane.

Props to Ryan Stewart (one half of the 2 Live Stews) for picking USC to go to the title game and lose to whichever SEC team makes it. You may be a Techie, but you speak the truth. Suck a nut, PAC-10.

2 comments:

BFR said...

Bulldawg Josh (BJ???) You're so vulgar--even when you're not really intending to be vulgar. You make me long for the first aggressively-stout bourbon beverage of football season...approximately 72 hours away now...

BulldawgJosh said...

You make me wanna barf, BRF.