Didn't Even Have to Use His AK, Today was a Good Day

Florida CB Janoris Jenkins was arrested over the weekend in Gainesville for his involvement in a street fight. While police used a Taser to subdue Janoris because he apparently wouldn't stop fighting (according to police reports), this isn't the same type of offense we are used to coming out of Gainesville over the past few years.


Gainesville police are pros with the Taser. Don't Tase Me Bro!

Hey, at least Janoris didn't have to use his AK.

So, all in all, today was a good day for Janoris.

Thank goodness for Urban Meyer that Florida opens the season with Charleston Southern because if they were playing, say, Miami to open the season, Meyer might've had to wait until the second game of the season to play out Janoris' suspension.

How'd You Like To Bite My Ass

On our mammoth drive from New Orleans to Orlando, C-Matt and I decided to stop in Gainesville to invade Florida's campus. Having never ventured into the heart of jean short nation, we didn't really know where we were going. It just happened to be that finding Ben Hill Griffin Stadium was quite easy. So, we got to show our true thoughts abut our visit to The Swamp (see above).

Here's a picture of their bullshi-I mean, Bull Gator Plaza and the Bull Gator statue outside of the stadium and the athletic complex. The inscription under the statue said it was in honor of the 2006 national championship.



Well, this is what we thought of that:



This is just step one in the Gainesville beautification initiative.

Go Dawgs!