Our good friend Alex recently had the opportunity to be the primary photographer on a photo shoot with the cast of Jersey Shore. To his shock and horror, the guido gang has fully embraced the Florida gator lifestyle (how do people live like that)?
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Jersey Shore Endores The Guido Gator Life
Our good friend Alex recently had the opportunity to be the primary photographer on a photo shoot with the cast of Jersey Shore. To his shock and horror, the guido gang has fully embraced the Florida gator lifestyle (how do people live like that)?
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Epic Fail
Did we make stupid penalites that cost us yards in key situations? Check
Could we not defend short passes to the tight end? Check.
Did we let Tebow (officially) break Herschel's TD record just when it looked like we
might actually be in the game? Check.
Did we basically give up in the 4th quarter and send in a bunch of back ups against Florida's #1 defense? Check.
Was this an indictment of how much the coaching staff has lost touch with the current state of college football? Check.
Epic fail, on all fronts. Last year, the score may have been worse but this hurts more. Fire Willie now. If Coach Richt can't see that this must be done, then maybe it is time for Damon Evans to step in and do it for him. I still love the Dawgs and have full faith in Coach Richt, but if you seriously thought black helmets were going to make a difference you were damn wrong.
BTW, if I ever see Urban Meyer on the street, I will punch that SOB in face and gladly serve the jail time. Sending Tebow out up 24 with 3 minutes on the clock inside your 10 was a much worse slap in the face than the timeouts last year. I hope you get gangrene and your feet fall off. Go to hell Florida!
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Welcome to Hate Week 2009!
Gators, Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
Gators ,Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
Gators, Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
With your bright orange shirts ,
And your sissy blue britches ,
You can go to Hell you sons of bitches.
Gators, Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
GOOOOOO Dawgs.......Sick 'em Woof Woof Woof
For all you heading to Jacksonville this weekend, remember that there is only one correct response when you hear the words Go Gators:
Let the smack talk begin! Welcome to Hate Week 2009!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Ultimate Nightmares: Nerds & Gators In The National Championship
He told me he saw images of a disgusting sight. The old gold/mustard/off-yellow dressed fans cheering on the Trade School against Floriduh in the National Championship.
I nearly slapped him for suggesting that he could even have a thought process to conjure up a nightmare of such horrific standards.
Think about that. It's so awful, I didn't want to bring it up to put the thought in your heads. However, it is so awful, I couldn't help but bring it up!
While very far fetched and vastly unlikely to happen, the reality is at the moment it is not completely impossible.
That's a pretty scary notion and one I will do almost anything to push out of my brain. Just the thought of it makes me want to do everything in my power to ensure that Miami doesn't lose again, or work to ensure that we pummel the Trade School into a post-Thanksgiving submission.
Imagine over 92,000 bandwagoners filling the Rose Bowl. That's just not football. It might even be the absolute end of football!
I might stab my eyes out at such a sight. While you would root for injuries, there would be the undeniable fact that nothing beneficial for Dawgs could result from such a match up.
This is too awful to discuss any further. Let us never speak of this again.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Don't worry, there are no brains in Florida

Wednesday, September 23, 2009
WEEKEND GARBAGE
While I take pleasure in the USC loss, I am befuddled by the across the board reaction from pundits, bloggers, etc. I've heard so much talk about this has somehow "exposed" USC, and that they might not have ever been as good as most thought since dropping a game like this weekend's is a yearly occurrence.
While it is troublesome USC does that typically, I don't think the loss to Washington is as big of a deal as most make it out to be. They have a QB who has never started a game, potential for a down year given player losses to the draft, throw in a better Washington team coached by USC assistants, and you can have an ideal upset. Perhaps the high expectations and just basic realities are finally crossing paths, but losing one game does not diminish what USC is and what Pete Carroll has accomplished.
However, what really pisses me off about this most is that while people are lambasting USC, they completely forget about Oklahoma. Oklahoma also has a habit of consistently losing games to lesser teams. Try TCU, Boise State, BYU, and West Virginia (you could even throw in Oregon, but I don't). Yet, no one's calling them "frauds" like they are USC. In fact, people are making excuses for Oklahoma. Bob Ryan on the Sports Reporters said the BYU game can be considered a mulligan for Oklahoma. What!?! A mulligan? That's complete garbage.
Somehow, I don't think anyone will hold BYU getting thrashed by Florida State against Oklahoma as much as they would for any other team.
Oklahoma continues to be the most overrated team of the decade, and everyone constantly seems to have short memories when it comes to their foul ups.
I have USC's back in this debate, but I still don't mind seeing them lose.
MEYER vs. KIFFIN, COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG vs. NEWBIE DOUCHEBAG
Urban accuses Tennessee of not trying to win, Laney says Floriduh is simply trying to make excuses for a sub par performance.
I say, who cares! Floriduh wins in an ugly manner and their weaknesses are exposed.
Tennessee still loses, and both coaches continue to appear as massive tools.
Sounds like we got everything we could have hoped for out of this game!
POLLS - I THOUGHT WE WENT DOWN WHEN WE WON?
Georgia was ranked #21 in both the AP and Coaches Polls before the South Carolina game. We win that game, and what happens? We drop to #23 in the AP Poll, just as we won our first two games last year and dropped a spot each week. We seem to be the only team that has a habit of winning games and dropping in the polls (oddly enough, the reverse never seems to happen).
Luckily, the AP has now put us back up #21 (the Coaches Poll has us at #17).
Thursday, July 23, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: WE FOUND OUT WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR TEBOW
BECAUSE WHO CARES!
I can't take reading on so many blogs, newspaper websites, and even having to listen to Skip Bayless and other ESPN douchebags ponder who in the world didn't vote for TEBLOWME.
I'm also sick, as is Earl, of listening to Floriduh fans whine and cry about it, as if it is the end of the world. One measly ass vote and you would've thought one of these coaches commissioned a second bombing of Pearl Harbor since the fervor and anger over this is so constant.
I realize it's July, we're all bored, yet all pumped at the same time.
However, get over it.
Suck a nut, Tebow.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
The Countdown 2009: 77 Days to Go
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dawgs Pick Up Calhoun Receiver

Sunday, March 29, 2009
Bringing Back Traditions: Old School Cheers

"Red and black and silver britches,
Give 'em hell, you sons o' bitches!"
If these old guys are saying it, there is no reason Dawgs fans of today should not be saying it.
The second one is often heard, but rarely the entire cheer. Every Georgia fan who hates the Gators wants the world to know it, and i can't think of a better way to say it than this:
Gators, Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
Gators ,Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
Gators, Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
With your bright orange shirts ,
And your sissy blue britches ,
You can go to Hell you sons of bitches.
Gators, Gators howd'ya like to bite my ass
GOOOOOO Dawgs.......Sick 'em Woof Woof Woof
Come this fall, when we get revenge on Florida for the loss in '08, i know exactly what song I'll be singing.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
If You're Gonna Win 1 game...

Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Aaron Murray is my new hero
"It was huge just because the perception is that if you're in Florida, you're going to go to one of those three schools Miami, Florida or Florida State. It wasn't tough for me because I knew where I wanted to go, but for the people down there, everyone's a Florida fan, so they were all like, 'You need to go to Florida, blah, blah, blah, this and that.' In the end, I was going to go where I felt more comfortable. I fell in love with Georgia."

The game against Florida should be a lot of fun over the next few years. Do you think Florida fans will hate him as much as they love Tebow?