Thursday, September 11, 2008
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRDS...wait, wrong game...COOOOOOOOOOCKSS!!
Most of the Bubba 'N Earl crew will be gone tomorrow for a secret mission on a lake that borders South Carolina. We cannot disclose the exact location, as it would compromise our landing spot for the pending invasion.
If our mission plan goes accordingly, we will have reached the capital by mid to late Saturday morning. We shall take over and commence a slash and burn campaign of pillage and destruction.
Upon the realization of the uselessness of the town that shall from henceforth be known as 'Lower Athens," we will return to the Promised Land late Saturday, leaving our good buddy Ogre (see above) to administer the newly formed puppet government.