Yesterday, Stewart Mandel had the following in his mailbag column. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
My fellow UGA friends say they hate you and hate your writing (but still read your column). I like your writing and am constantly defending you and most of your viewpoints. Anything I can tell them so they can finally give you (and me) a break?
-- HAWK, Atlanta
Yes. Tell them: "We can no longer be friends."
Stewart, I think the reply of many Bulldawgs would be, "We were never friends to begin with."
That goes for both YOU and HAWK.