I HATE YOU

I hate you North Avenue Trade Schoolers, and there are many reasons for disliking your lame ass school. Let HATE WEEK commence!

I hate the fact that you play techno music at football games (and you all dance to it like idiots)...

I hate the fact that you can never sell out your moderately sized stadium...

I hate the fact that your fan base is made up of a bunch of douchebags who do not understand the concept of unity...

I hate the fact that you claim national championships you never actually won...

I hate the fact that you likely do this because you're making up for the complete absence of tradition or program identity over the last 40 years (ever since you left the SEC)...

I hate the fact that you think having tough calculus classes means it is okay that you're school doesn't have any females...

I hate the fact that when a female is spotted on your campus, she is either a troll or goes to Georgia State (I don't actually hate this, it's quite funny)...

I hate the fact that you trick people into thinking you have attractive females by using Georgia State and Kennesaw State co-eds as cheerleaders and band members...

I hate the fact that your campus is a complete waste of great property in downtown Atlanta...

I hate the fact that you think yellow, gold, and mustard are all the same color...

I hate the fact that you blame academics for the decline of your football program (didn't stop you from letting Reggie Ball in...oh, wait)...

I hate the fact that every time I go to a game at Bobby Dodd, your fans display a complete lack of knowledge for the game of football...

I hate the fact that your fan base typically lets us walk all over you (have some pride and stand up for your team)...

I hate the fact that you display crappy bowl victories in your stadium...

I hate your stupid little car with your bumble bee mascot riding on it...

I hate that you ruled out Muschamp as a possible head coach because he's a Dawg (this pretty much displays why your school has been completely incompetent for so long)...

I hate the fact that you fired Chan Gailey...

More hate to come...