The Difference Between Auburn fans and Georgia's fans: Lewis' take

“I was standing at a urinal between two fellows at a Georgia-Auburn football game once. The Georgia fan, dressed in red and black from head to toe finished his business, zipped his pants, and headed for the door. ‘Hey Bulldog,’ shouted the Auburn fan, ‘don’t they teach you guys at Georgia to wash after using the bathroom?’ ‘No,’ said the Bulldog fan, ‘they teach us not to piss on our hands.’”

- Lewis Grizzard